Rumours are floating around la maison today, dearest Claudette. I hear the female humans in the house muttering about a trip to some place where they *gulp* SELL vinyl people like us? A place filled with clothes that I can wear, furniture for my sparse room, telephones, books, clothes hangers (yeah, believe it or not, they are important), shoes, tables, desks, sport accessories,school supplies, hair care, camping equipment, pets, horses and more. Why have I not heard about this place before? And get this...it's called a "Place". How original is that?
I'm not exactly sure when this big event is taking place. Some time this summer. I tried to bribe Juliette to eavesdrop on them to get more details but she didn't go for it. She's the quiet one, so I thought she could just sit and read her book in the corner where no one would notice her, they would make their plans and I could find out more information.
Best of all, the little humans are talking about taking one of us with them. But which one? I feel like we're all waiting to win the road trip lottery. A couple of the girls haven't been getting a lot of attention lately, so they might be the front runners. Carys is one of them. She's a JLY 29.
Carys is quiet, but one of the nicest girls here. She takes care of the pets (we didn't make her do it, she WANTS to do it). She feeds the turtles, fish, cats, frogs and mice. She talks to Leonardo and Gamera (the turtles) and gives them strawberries and turtle food. She takes naps with the furrylazysleepy cat Marseille. She watches the mice scurry around the cage; I think they are afraid of a cool breeze because they are so shaky and nervous. Not all of the pets are hers, but she enjoys them and I can't complain. She got to clean the mouse cage tonight. Have fun, Carys.
One of the friendliest girls, Megan, might get to go on the trip because she's "Girl of the Year" at this "Place". They have a whole year dedicated to her?
What? She's nice enough, but who wants to go to some oversized building with
her face plastered all over the walls? What did she do to earn such a title? Do they give her a crown and a cake when she walks through the door? Does she sign autographs too? Hmm...maybe I should get her to sign some here at home and auction them off. You and Juliette were "girl of the year" a few years ago. Did you get some sort of royal treatment? And hey, why was I left out?
So here's Princess GOTY Megan working hard in the garden. She might want to change out of those overalls if she is chosen to go on the trip.

My biggest fear is that they'll bring home another roommate. Our place is getting pretty crowded and frankly I'm not too excited to share the spotlight with a newcomer. With my sparkling wit, charming personality and adventurous attitude, I get a lot of attention around here. That had better not change.
Love,
Lucie